bisexuals are greedy. they often hoard gold, although some branch out into jewels and magical items. despite popular belief, most bisexuals do not hoard significant others, as they tend to complain about being kept in a pile and slept on. their diet consists mostly of deer and some herd animals, although this varies by location. occasionally they will eat a biphobe who has wandered into their lair. also, they breathe fire. bisexuals are dragons.
Lorde wearing a Orange glow-in-the-dark dress by Karen Walker, beanie and matching lipstick. With her distressed brown leather vintage bag and Doc Marten shoes.
(breaks into your house) can i pet your dogs
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Emilia Clarke for Marie Claire (May 2014)
♪ DING DONG, THE KING IS DEAD, WHICH OLD KING? THE DICKHEAD KING! DING DONG THE DICKHEAD KING IS DEADDDDDDDDDD ♪
The Fellowship of the Ring was formed as a brotherhood among members of the various Free Peoples of Middle-earth…(GIVEAWAY AWARD: 221b-at-your-service)